Stories From The Head

Dangerous Pets Prannajax experienced his sexual awakening at the age of 89. But that's another story. At the same time, Mujo was watching some rather interesting dancing-lessons taught by his dead mother, Blinkblink. He'd signed up for the course in a state of total despair, and when things lightened up, he severely regretted it. Being of a rather roguish nature, Muje struck a deal with his mother, enabling him to watch the lessons through a secret window, whilst carving dirty words into his abdomen. In return he had to kill his teacher/mother with a spoonful of salt. This did not work, so he simply beat her to death with a rubber aardvark. The dancing lessons involved the use of sharp metal objects, carefully inserted into your "opponent's" liver. This, however, did not surface in Blinkblink's lessons, seeing as she had been beat to death with a rubber aardvark, following a murder-attempt involving the use of a highly toxic substance called salt. "Ahhhh, I really love dancing", Mujo whispered, whilst petting his pet rubber aardvark, John. This was a rather stupid thing to do, seeing as John (the rubber aardvark) was extremely upset, having been used to bludgeon an innocent dance-teacher to death. As he watched the dance students examine Blinkblink's corpse, Mujo quietly fell asleep. His mind drifted away, and he found himself dreaming of a meadow full of rubber aardvarks. Suddenly, he awoke. He had a gruesome taste in his mouth, and he instinctively knew what it was: SALT. Hanging on for dear life, Mujo looked around. John, the rubber aardvark, was nowhere to be seen...

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