Stories From The Head

Catch The News! Onoho spent most of his time reading newspapers. "MAN KILLED IN JAZNO STREET", "Missing dog found - TRANSFORMED INTO OBLO-SPIDER!". He rarely reacted emotionally to the news he read. "CHILDREN UNHAPPY WITH THE ECONOMIC SITUATION!", "SEVERAL ANIMALS ARE STILL ALIVE!", "A MAN AND HIS RHINO - A TALE OF DECEIT, LOVE AND THE UNAUTHORIZED USE OF CONDOMS". "Yawn", Onoho said to himself. He spent the remainder of his time wondering why he spent most of his time reading newspapers. He made some butter-coffee, and started reading "The Evening Onk". A headline immediately caught his attention in a way he'd never experienced before: "SEXUAL AWAKENING AMONG LOCAL PROSTITUTES". Onoho was shocked. He'd never heard of sex before, but he knew one thing about it: HE WAS INTERESTED! "CHRIST ALMIGHTY! I...HATE...NEWSPAPERS!". He threw "The Evening Onk" into the dustbin. Then he started walking towards the door. The next day "The Evening Onk" printed an article which would most certainly have titillated Onoho's curiosity, but he never got to read it. The headline read: "MAN STRANGLED BY OWN NEWSPAPER!". Onoho was 6 years old...

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