Stories From The Head

Reaching The Top Bråkting was an ancient relaxation technique the inhabitants of Luddervann had been practicing for quite a while (12 minutes). "I love Bråkting", the children would say. "It's such an ancient technique". And they were right. It had been invented by Morian a.k.a. "The Mad Professor" several hours ago, and had evolved into an amazingly relaxing exercise. Luddervann was the largest city in the land of Ludderland, and the latest fashions in Luddervann more or less dictated what went on in the rest of the country. Soon, everybody was Bråkting. The Song "Everybody's Bråkting" by The Extermann 4, reached #7 on the national hit lists. Only the following songs were more popular at the time: #6:  "Fixing My Penis" by Waldo Rust #5:  "You Can't Do That On The Radio" by Mr Flap #4:  "Loving The Man" by Juno Nibbervik #3:  "The Best" by Technomania #2:  "May I Touch Your Robe, Dear Jesus" by The Honky Tonks #1:  "Listen To Me! I Am Your Father" by The Swiss-Army Homos Anyway, everybody kept on Bråkting for several years, until the day The Swiss-Army Homos recorded the song "Are you still Bråkting? It's such an ancient technique". It reached #4 on the charts. The following songs were more popular: #3:  "Beat My Drum" by Sweet Marcel #2:  "FUCK!" by Luddervann Gospel Choir #1: "I May Be Right" by King Wanko When Morian realized that Bråkting was losing its popularity, he started working on a new, even more relaxing technique. It was to be called Pjægg&Wæg. Its potential was awe-inspiring. Sadly, it never caught on...

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