Stories From The Head

The Legend Of Ohmba's Genitals "I HAVE A TERRIBLE PAIN IN MY GENITALS", Ohmba screamed. "PLEASE, DOCTOR, MAKE IT GO AWAY!" The "doctor" in question was, in fact, the blacksmith hammering away at Ohmba's genitals. "OH! DOCTOR! CAN'T YOU FIND A CURE?! PLEASE!" The "doctor" stopped hammering. "Ahhh! Doc, you are a miracle-worker. They're still a bit sore, though". The blacksmith let his hammer fall. "AAAARRGGGHHH!! THE PAIN IS BACK!" Ohmba howled. "No, wait! It went away again..." The blacksmith left the room. A cat entered. Ohmba looked away. "Cats are illegal" he said, quite sternly, to be honest. The cat left the room. The blacksmith entered, and immediately started hammering away at Ohmba's genitals. "JESUS CHRIST, DOC! IT'S BACK! THE PAIN IS BACK!" The blacksmith left the room. "Ahhh", Ohmba thought to himself. "That doc sure knows what he's doing!" The cat entered the room. "CATS ARE ILLEGAL", Ohmba screamed. The blacksmith entered the room. "BANG, BANG, BANG!" his hammer sounded. "AAAAAARRRGGGHHH!!" Ohmba replied. The blacksmith left the room. The cat left the room. The lobster entered the room. "Oops, wrong door" it said. It did NOT leave the room! Through a window that suddenly appeared on the anvil Ohmba was tied to, he could see the "doctor" and the cat. They were smoking cigarettes and generally having a good time. "Well", Ohmba said to the lobster. "Looks like it's just you and me, partner". The lobster immediately started hammering away on Ohmba's genitals with its left claw. "AAAARRRGGHHH!" Ohmba screamed. "I'M SICK AGAIN! WATCH IT, MY KIND LOBSTER FRIEND, IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUS! AAARRRGGHHH!" The cat entered the room...

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