Stories From The Head

In Search Of A Worthy Monkey Gaggo could believe his own eyes: Before him stood an incredibly beautiful monkey. Its shiny eyes would drive any sane person out of his mind. But then again, what is the difference between being inside or outside your mind, as long as you know where it is? The author does not know the answer to this pathetic riddle, and neither did Gaggo, who all this time kept eye contact with the monkey. His head started spinning, and the last thing he remembered before everything turned black before his eyes, was the feeling of the monkey’s tongue meeting his. Normally, Gaggo would laugh when told about someone falling in love. “Ha, ha, ha!”, he would say in a loud and clear voice. “Ha, ha, ha!”, he would say again. But not this time. No, not this time. This time Gaggo did not laugh. After falling into a coma, Gaggo had a terrible dream about a monkey (well, not just any monkey; his monkey, his love) strapping him to a tree with leather straps. After buckling him properly, the monkey started undressing. Affahagga, as he would later call the monkey, stopped taking her clothes off when standing in nothing but the socks. Gaggo looked at the monkey, or Affahagga, as he would later name him, and to his fright he could see that Affahagga’s penis was not erected. Did he not turn Affahagga on? Was he not sexually attractive to Affahagga? Did Affahagga not have a desire to enter him? Had Affahagga met someone else? (The latter was not a likely alternative, since Gaggo met the monkey, or Affahagga, as he would later name him, only 30 seconds ago. But then again, Affahagga, as Gaggo would later call the monkey, led his love life with the speed of light. Waking up, Gaggo finally had the opportunity to find an answer to all these questions: He looked Affahagga into his eyes, asking: “Do you love me?” The monkey raised his fist to strike Gaggo, and Gaggo realised he would die the next second. But he had had his answer; he had finally felt what it was like being loved. He had finally felt pure love...

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