Stories From The Head

The Obvious Trap

Katrin had never been interested in space travel. Not even as an adult. He had been given a jebet-board by unknown relatives at the age of gud, but he was, naturally, too young. As his weight grew, his interest in tatta increased, and, reaching for the stars, he began to operate his jebet-board. "Insert the rafin into the ygel" read the instructions. This was obviously a trap. Ygel backwards is legy...LEGY?...HELLO?...LEGY! DANGER! DANGER! A legy with a newly inserted rafin is likely to result in a construction-therapy meltdown, or a wellsa as females call it. Too smart for the instruction-leprechaun who was setting him up, Katrin inserted the rafin BELOW the leg...sorry, the ygel, and - hey presto! The jebet-board was operative, and with no time to lose, Katrin got on it. "Sell-out!". A whisper rang out in the night. Katrin was not having as much fun as Vegar. He didn't know why he was on the board. He never did...

 

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