Stories From The Head

The Ultimate Child Farrumax was giving birth again. "This is the 14th this week" he said to the doctor. "I know", said the doctor. "I delivered them all". The funny thing is that Farrumax had no idea of how he'd been impregnated. His other children, Juppi, Hirdesabel, Økvin, Smellkjæft, Opter, Hopter & Shopter (triplets), Eriksen, Klappeslangi, Tex, Herret, Æbbiq and Weppø, were all nice kids, but 14? That's a bit much. Farrumax KNEW he'd have to name the new kid Drit or perhaps Stygg, because he was so stunningly beautiful. The doctor took a little break from delivering the child, and, while relaxing with a tiny smoke (about 2 feet), he gave Farrumax the bad news. "You will never have children again". "Why?" asked Farrumax. "Because when I have delivered this one I will kill you and steal all of your belongings, including the silver chest containing your parents". The doctor was NOT smiling. "Fair enough", thought Farrumax. "Just don't spend everything at once". Farrumax was very careful with his money. The baby came (incidentally it was named neither Drit or Stygg, but Fettunge), Farrumax was killed and the doctor lived happily ever after. Or did he....

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