Stories From The Head

Poor Mrs. Sudrakel

The judge looked firmly at Gossan: "Are you deaf?" he asked once more. "Yes, sir!" Gossan replied. "Good! Let us proceed!" said the judge. "Do you admit having killed the following persons?" asked the judge. "No, sir!" was the reply. "I’ll be damned", said the judge. "Well, what about THESE following persons?:"

Tomsifla
Pitsa
Sutre
Rafinko
Gupakko
Guppako
Gupako
Guppakko
Untruse
Bøssalt
Sokk
Tanso
Sindergapp
Garokkel
Takutti
Frutta
Lanunan
Løtneset
Kunetten
Lukunder
Nikrattes
Padrokkes
Ventufes
Kasidred
Labeddham
Hatred
Sappa
Grennip
Alpasino
Allegry
Betrettet
Løpseddel
Antison
Sudrakel
Lepadre
Ole
Sede
Padde
Øyta
Falitt
Fester
Samoa
Nøytral
Laritme
Lorro
Kafe
Ledni
Tammesto
Svele
Basun?

"Yes, accept from Gupakko, and perhaps Guppakko! "As the guards hauled Gossan out of the court-room, all you could hear besides the rattling of his chains was: "Dear Mrs. Laritme and Mrs. Sudrakel! I killed your husbands, all right! Buhuu...uuhhhhuuuuuuuuuuu...uuuuuuhhhhuuuuu... I don’t regret a thing...you MUST believe me...I don’t regret a thing... Uuuhuuuuuuhhhuuuuuuuuuuhuuuuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh...I wish I had never done it... I don’t regret a thing...uuuhhuuuuhhhh!"
And yes, indeed it was to be a sad day in the county of Pånnas. A very sad day...

 

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