Stories From The Head

Hyssing Took A Deep Breath Iggerim, fourth ruler of Tydelig, was having a meeting in the Putekrig-society. The population of Tydelig (loosely translated - hageråd), ware none too happy with this. First of all, there was no Putekrig-society. Had it been the Mageverk-brotherhood, or the Æggekast-foundation, the population would have been totally jebba, but the PUTEKRIG-SOCIETY. WhatEVER! The members of the Æggekast-foundation said nothing, as they were non-existent, but Åge, a former member, was furious. This constituted no threat as Åge was a 45 km tall giant with a brain the size of a messå (a messå being an item which nobody had ever been able to measure the size of, so no one knew if Åge’s brain was huge or tiny). Iggerim tapped his club against the round table "Hyssing - see if everybody's here". Hyssing took a deep breath, cleared his throat, and suggested "nobody's present?". This was a clear case of Art imitating Life (not a very unlikely case as Art was an ace imitator, and Life was an easy target with his comedy moustache, and bright red hair). The meeting, as you probably guessed, never took place. Neither did the Valyr...

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