Stories From The Head

Careless Kansa Kansa didn’t care. He never did. People would perhaps think Kansa to be a totally uninteresting person, and indeed he was. His greatest joy was to watch his mother, while she was “doing the business" as he preferred to call it. This was of course an unusual thing to do for a son (watching his mother “doing the business”, that is.), but he couldn’t think of anything better to do. His mother was ugly, REALLY ugly. People tend to use this word "ugly", not even having seen a person who deserves this term ("ugly"). Kansa’s mother, Kansa, was indeed an ugly outcast, a perfectly unpleasant sight. Kansa’s (his mother’s) lover crept through the window this very moment, and HE was ugly, too. Unfortunately, Kansa was unaware of this fact. He started kissing Kansa’s lover, Faznen. His (Faznen’s) breath was reminiscent of that of a slaughterhouse, but Kansa (Kansa’s son) had never considered himself a vegetarian and kept on kissing Faznen. Suddenly, KANSA (Kansa’s mother) appeared. She was furious, but she was unable to figure out WHY! After all, Kansa had the same name as herself, something that made the difference between herself and her son, Kansa, pretty vague. Kansa started whipping Kansa (her son) only to take part in "the show". And indeed, her attempt was successful: Now she was a part of the team. They all got well screwed that summer...except from Kansa...

Back