Stories From The Head

Age Doesn’t Matter Neger was young. Much too young. He had inherited his mother's good looks, but as he wasn't aware of this, he often got in trouble with the local vicar, Bemm, who was greatly feared because of his good mood and comfortable behaviour. Well, enough shit about Bemm, let's get back to the story! OK? "Yes, OK" said Neger, trying to drink a bottle (you know what THAT is don't you?) of Coca-Cola. Of course, he knew just as well as Puttfa (his hero) that Coca Cola had a good taste. "Exactly" said Bemm (the vicar, remember?), and they were very happy in their heads, you know...

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