Stories From The Head

The ILLEGAL Jasse-movies Vavuvva regretted starring in the illegal jasse-movies, but he understood that it was too late to do anything about it. He felt a cold shiver run down his spine when he thought about all the terrible things the movie team had done to his body when he was sedated: Using the harpe on his lello, letting them insert the tønne, rubbing his wunderben WITHOUT the føn-protector on... Oohhh...what a fool he had been, and all this because he desperately needed the money! The worst occurrence must have been when the director, Vainnbrom, limped over to him, put a flæske-bill in his brah, and whispered in his ear: "This flæske-bill yours, Vavuvva, if you let the star of the jasse-movie insert the...well, if you don’t want him to, it’s okay...if you let him insert the brællø...! "The brællø, the brællø...Vavuvva had had watched quite a few jasse-movies, but he couldn’t recall EVER having seen the brøllæ being used. Nor had he seen the brællø, which we were talking about here, used for such a purpose. Vavuvva was perplexed: He needed the money like never before, but the brællø? No, he just couldn’t accept...he just couldn’t....Vainnbrom looked at him, put his cold hand down Vavuvva’s collar, smiled and said: "Well, it’s your choice!" Then he started laughing, and laughing...This was all Vavuvva could remember, before Tækst, the star of the movie, stood leant over him, and he heard Vainnbrom say: "Prepare the brællø..." After this incident, his looks would never allow Vavuvva to act in a jasse-movie again...ever...

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