Stories From The Head

Human Beings Well, everyone knows the old saying “Human beings are beautiful. Monkeys are beautiful. Monkeys are human beings”. This is, beyond the shadow of a doubt, TRUE! For the rest of the story, I will therefore refer to both monkeys and human beings as human beings. In the middle of a lovely forest lived a young human being called Julium. He had been raised by human beings, but somehow he’d always felt like a human being. Other human beings would scowl at him and throw useless items at him, and Julium found himself beaten to a pulp every other week. He had no friends, seeing as there were no other human beings in the forest. Suddenly, Julium killed himself, realizing that the story he was in was based on the thinnest premise ever. His body was never found. At least not by human beings…

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