Stories From The Head

Exploring One’s Dog  The following conversation never took place: Tomo:         Klapf klapf!               (Applause) Tomo:         Ah, an angel in our midst! (Glances at the old lady that just entered the room)… did I say angel? I meant cunt. A cunt in our midst!                (Distant applause) Old Lady:      Tomo? Tomo:          …no… Old Lady:      Klapf klapf! Tomo:          Ok, goddammit! I’m Tomo! So what? (Ecstatic applause, followed by distant applause) Old Lady:      Cunt? Tomo:          … Old Lady:      I’m Tomo! Old Lady:     (Formerly Tomo) Klapf klapf! Tomo:          Ah, an angel in our midst!                (The old lady enters the room again) Tomo:          (Original Tomo) 2? Two cunts?! Old Lady #1:   Yes? Old Lady #2:   Klapf klapf!                (Tomo quietly understands) Tomo:          ?                (A dog enters the room) Tomo, Old Lady #1 & 2:  Cunt? Dog:           Klapf klapf! (Distant applause, followed by distant applause) Tomo:          Klapf klapf! (Everyone leaves the room, except the dog, old lady #1 & 2) Dog:           ?                (Tomo enters the room) Tomo:          (Laughs)                (Laughter, followed by quiet chanting) Tomo:          Well, well, little doggy!                (Tomo explores the dog) Dog            ?                (The room is empty) Tomo’s mother:     Cunt? (Silence, followed by distant chanting, closely followed by distant applause) That’s it…

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