Stories From The Head

Rafinko shows up Rafinko put his hand in his pocket, only to reveal the presence of the following items: 1) A hummingbird in a cage 2) Another hummingbird, but without a cage 3) Another cage, outside the second hummingbird 4) A lipstick 5) A kjæmpejim (the same as our "bajdakka") 6) An aindegutt (the same as our "chicken") 7) A roll of toilet paper 8) A muffin 9) A cage 10) A muffin, strapped to a dastfarr (an insanely slowly moving speedcar) All of a sudden, Rafinko started laughing: He had just discovered taht (his dead aunt), lying on top of the kjæmpejim. What's more, he felt a feeling of happiness rushing through his upper lip, when it became clear to him that this offered him a great number of oppotunities (the opposite of "opportunities", seen as "oppotunity" means "what cannot be done" in the tongue of his aunt, taht (dead people spell their name with a capitol letter in Hygermæill, but since this takes place in Jejjeonk, taht didn't). Anyway, since taht was dead, and she had been the only remaining speaker of Onkepip, the above mentioned language (she invented it), Rafinko thought: "Fuck it, I'll treat "oppotunities" like "opportunities". These were the oppotunities: I) Use the lipstick on the second hummingbird II) Use the lipstick on the first hummingbird (forbidden) III) Use the lipstick (forbidden) IV) Marry the muffin (As you may remember, Kæmping successfully married a muffin in the story "Kæmping and the muffin". Or did he?) V) Kill the roll of toilet paper, by running it over with the dastfarr (legal, but too slow) VI) Go home and terminate story from the head VII) Proclaim his love to uncle taht (When he removed "her" clothes, Rafinko discovered that "she" was still a "she", but pronouns were known to be Rafinko's weak side.) Rafinko chose, of course, to use the lipstick...on uncle...ooops....aunt taht...

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