Stories From The Head ries From The Head

Jan Tore Potetmainngull Jan Tore Potetmainngull was a most prosperous character in the not-so-known novel "The Mountain", by the if possible even less known author Kamjol Fæstepunkt. The novel "The Mountain", by Kamjol Fæstepunkt, was not a particularly good one. But it was the best novel ever written by Kamjol Fæstepunkt, who was not a professional author, but a monkey. Not a professional monkey, God forbid, but simply an ordinary monkey. The idea of composing the novel "The Mountain", had come to Kamjol Fæstepunkt in a moment of despair: He had dropped his only personal item, a tiny shrimp made out of wax, into the floor. The tiny wax shrimp, whose name was Rækesaft, lived through hitting the floor: HE WAS MADE OUT OF WAX! Kamjol, however, was not aware of this fact. After all, he was a monkey. The loss of his shrimp wax meant nothing to him. He decided to write a novel, with a perfect, immortal character. The name "Jan Tore Potetmainngull", he had stolen from his mother, Åksalo. These are the opening lines of the novel: "One. I own srimp. He fell. Brake the head. I no no wax. But i no wax never svim. Iffekt: Srimp ded when hit the hard floor. Too. I create knew man: Jan Tore Potetmainngull. He is not dead. He is meat. I am so hungry. I not eat wax. I wont the little man. (Pages missing) Ninetyfive. Nadja knew man. He not immortal. He is meat. I am hungry. I wont the little man. Vere is the hammer? (Pages missing) Tventytoo. Jasda knew man. Vere hammer? (Previous pages returned by Kamjol. HEY, WAIT! KAMJOL IS BACK........HELP...........("Here hammer...I...find hammer....") (Pages missing again)

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