Stories From The Head

The Insignificant Hummingbird (of great importance) Once, upon a cat, lived a ridiculously uninteresting hummingbird, aptly named Horefuggel. The cat, Fettekatt, couldn’t stand Horefuggel (the hummingbird) because he repetitively tried to make a hole in her neck (Fettekatt was a female cat), in which he wanted to build a comfortable little nest. Horefuggel dreamt of settling down and having eggs with a beautiful monkey living next door. That is, it lived up on a dog nearby. The perceptive reader has probably already guessed that the monkey’s name was Jævelapa. The fact that in the early days Jævelapa had had a one night stand with Fettekatt did not make things less complicated. FETTEKATT WAS NAMELY STILL IN LOVE WITH JÆVELAPA!!!! But luckily, Horefuggel spent most of her time sitting on the back of Fettekatt's head, which meant that Fettekatt had her eyes on the opposite side. This made Horefuggel and Jævelapa's dating invisible to Fettekatt. Exactly twelve years after the death of Horefuggo (Jævelapa's father), Horefuggel and Fettekatt got married. But, alas, they are still together...

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